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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Spoken like the pair of Trucknutz he is.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

This reminds me of the time I saw a slab car in South Florida that made their own giant car nuts with soccer balls. You could see the hexagons through the epoxy and paint.