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Ah yes, finally. I can eat my burrito in peace.
But seriously. I grew up in the south, every Sunday after church we'd go to a Mexican restaurant and they'd have a roaming mariachi band. Good fun dancing at the table while waiting for more queso as a kid. This is just bullshit