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While trying to come up with a reasonable scenario where Trump is the popular choice, I think I've landed on one of those multimillion dollar ideas that seems obvious in hindsight.
Statistically speaking, if you're reading this, you're probably pretty familiar with urinals. Maybe you've seen those stickers or etchings of bees, flies, or other markings to indicate a stream target point that reduces splashback potential. If you're really lucky, you've even seen the ones that change color or disappear when heat is applied.
Default (cold) state: shouty Trump face with an open mouth. With the application of warm liquid, morph to a smug smile like he's having the time of his life in there. Resets on flush from the cool water or by returning to room temp for non-flushing animals.
It's all yours, anonymous manufacturer, just send me a roll or stack of them and we'll call it even.