this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
131 points (97.8% liked)

Not The Onion

20799 readers
1654 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
kescusay@lemmy.world
131
Man rushes to the hospital after waking up blue. (people.com)
submitted 1 day ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
28 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

After some investigation, they determined dye had rubbed off his unwashed bedsheets.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] bonenode@piefed.social 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yo, listen up, here's the story

About a little guy that lives in a blue world

And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue

Like him, inside and outside

Blue his house with a blue little window

And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him

And himself and everybody around

'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen, to listen)