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[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I would actually pay like $100 to say I own the EFT some moron paid millions of dollars for. I've bought dumber things. I paid real money for a 100 trillion dollar zimbabwe bill that is completely worthless. Great for cocaine! I've also paid hundreds of dollars for 1 night of cocaine, dozens of times, and have nothing to show for any of them.

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pro tip: don't do cocaine while you still can choose.

[–] redditmademedoit@piefed.zip 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The dude literally has a 100 trillion dollars, it's fine

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Tell that to Whitney Houston.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Great advice, but I've been doing cocaine rarely for decades. Think I'll be right thanks.

[–] leoj@piefed.zip 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah i was thinking that the other day when they were talking about an 11 million dollar EFT now valued at 100 USD.

I was like, shit, I'd pay 100 USD for that one.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plus imagine if another bubble came and some donkey was willing to pay a ton for it again for some dumb reason.

A 100 dollar meme like that would be worth it IMO.

[–] leoj@piefed.zip 6 points 1 day ago

feels akin to my GME shares, I just wanted to be included in the fun LOL.

BRB gonna go buy all the rump coins from the bag holders.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

T'would be funny if this kind of demand drove the prices back up. Not to money laundering levels, but like to like $180 or something.

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You can just say you did that without having to pay the money, the only thing you’d be missing is a website (that probably won’t be around much longer) confirming you did that. That’s kinda why NFTs didn’t work.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Pro tip: lie to the people around you about stupid stuff.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The real LPT is always in the comments.