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Hidden Valley hiring “Ranch-bassadors” to travel Europe and test ranch on local food
(www.dexerto.com)
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
Or basically any other food, for that matter.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
Yo this is how you start WWIII
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I'm not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It's fine as long as they livestream it