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All of this—doling out relatively cheap dress shoes to a group of people disproportionately populated by billionaires, signing the boxes, inspiring fear of reprisal for wearing your own wingtips instead—is strange enough. Stranger still, though, is that the shoes (in some cases, very obviously) do not fit.

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[–] RePsyche@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Always nice to have another company to boycott for all eternity.