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Trump Demands Death Penalty for Reporters in Unhinged War Rant (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God can’t exist. He just can’t. Because why would he let this pestilence live on, especially with three lifetimes’ worth of KFC and McCrap in his arteries?

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

Maybe God just loves us like a gardener loves plants. Right now looking at the garden and being like "oh no... This is a real mess. It would probably be easier to start over... But I've spent so much time on them, let's give them a chance to pull through if I leave it for a while"