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Trump Demands Death Penalty for Reporters in Unhinged War Rant (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 33 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Sorry about the loss of your arm. :(

[–] tehfishman@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Another victim of the liberal news media!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

His mom is there to help

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, but his other arm is fine, so… it's definitely a choice in this case. lol