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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

The whole thing is so silly. Wasting everyone’s time instead of ignoring a single drink someone walked on. Is it truly worth 20-30 minutes from 100+ people, yourself included, if a person has a drink? That stewardess must have had a rough week to have made such a fuss over what could have been an inconsequential lie by omission. Even worse if she did this *GAG* for the company.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, even if she downed an open beverage before/while boarding I don't get how that is different from all the other people practically doing shots with added anxiety meds at every airport I have ever been too.
Disposal by aggressive rapid consumption is like an American right of passage.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago

Exactly. If she had downed it 3 mins earlier, it would have been 100% kosher? Not worth my time.