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[–] DougPiranha42@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I don’t think OP knows what literally means. The wsj did not ask the question in the title. It asked a different question.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago* (last edited 13 minutes ago)

In English, the plural "there are" is collapsing into the singular "there's" such as "there's five cars over there". A lot of language changes happen this way. It annoys people who think about language.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh I’m with you, but I stopped fighting for the word “literally” when the damn dictionaries gave up and added shit like this:

2 informal in effect VIRTUALLY  —used in an exaggerated way to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true or possible

I literally died of embarrassment.

… will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or inju