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[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

AND they technically tried to warn the US about it, but the diplomat responsible for delivering the notice was late because of bureaucracy among other things! It was literally not even supposed to be a surprise attack!

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The 14-part ultimatum message was encrypted from Japan, the embassy had to decrypt then translate into English. To preserve secrecy the embassy didn’t employ locals, and few of the embassy staff knew English so progress was slow. The instruction to deliver the message at 1pm also didn’t mention this was absolutely critical. The Ambassador arrived at the State Department over an hour late.

Meanwhile army intelligence had decrypted and translated the message much faster, but a litany of failures meant the warning of probable attack had to be sent by telegram - not even paying for priority service - and arrived at the base after the attack.

However, it was intended to be a surprise attack, and the declaration of war was only delivered ten hours later.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it was still going to be a surprise, just not zero warning. Iirc their goal was delivering the declaration minutes before the first planes arrived.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It was never a surprise.
The US, that never tolerates economic competition froze Japanese assets and subsequently imposed a total oil embargo in response to Japan's occupation of French Indochina, cutting off roughly 88–94% of Japan’s oil supply.
That was almost a declaration of war.
They wanted war with Japan.
Moving the fleet to a remote place in the middle of the ocean was seen as insanity since it was a sitting duck.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Literally every class I've ever taken, and every documentary I've ever seen has said it was a surprise attack.

Some documentaries suggest that the allies suspected an attack may be coming at some point, but they didn't "know".

So, no. Not literally every history book shows this as a pre-agreed upon attack.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't even believe the 'late' part