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[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

George Bush threw up on their prime minister and this is far, far worse.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy fuck which Bush? Is there video of it?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The first one. The second choked on a pretzel but he wasn't with other county leaders.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush_vomiting_incident

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 11 points 1 month ago

That is new to me too.