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Trump has delighted apocalyptic Christians. They say the End Times are coming (inews.co.uk)

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[–] RotatingParts@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So God has a plan for the end times but humans can hasten that plan, that means humans can force God to change his plans. That isn't much of a God you have there. May I suggest picking another imaginary super power, or better yet, none at all?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Well, there's a lot in the pre-Christian parts of the Bible about prophets haggling with God.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 day ago

You're looking for rationality in a bag of insane geese...

[–] flabbergast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Also: praying for a beneficial outcome.
Which means changing god's plans!
I can't wait for sports matches to turn into praying-matches, whomever prays the best, wins!