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Number of "prophecy" end of the world claims that have been: countless
Number of "prophecy" end of the world claims that have been correct: zero
Quack idiots gonna do quack idiot things, and there's usually a few quack idiots who stand to gain a LOT by convincing the other quack idiots to do things
I lived in the Deep South for a number of years and these idiots are everywhere and think literally everything is a sign of the end times. Hurricane coming? End times. War breaks out anywhere in the world? End times. House fire? End times. Bad cell phone service? End times. Red light taking too long? End times.
These dipshits are brainwashed and there’s no getting through to them.
No argument there. I'm in the north and they're the same here, just less willing to openly share their "views". I think the only real difference between the south and the north is that up here they still (somehow) maintain the slightest amount of shame- at least enough to mostly keep their mouths shut about it.