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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Now I understand why my Xian Fundy neighbor had a TRUMP kitchen magnet on their car which they removed on election day.

They also like to blast the Gospel of John in their car to avoid to speaking to anyone but their spouse.

Now I get it why they are both self-righteous and voted for Trump: because they are a fucking idiot.