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Quadruple amputee cornhole player fatally shoots man, Maryland authorities say (apnews.com)

submitted 8 hours ago by compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

TIL: Professional Cornhole apparently pays well enough to make it a career.

Also, being a cyborg does not prevent you from pursuing a career as a cornholler.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

Its also rife with nepotism.

Jk idk

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Meh, he's gotta be on ssi/disability

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Not for long if he's making any kind of money.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

That's what im saying, he's probably not.