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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45122184

“Oh my God, I want a hot president,” Jennifer Welch of the I’ve Had It podcast said in an interview last week. “Hot democrat alert,” posted Democratic influencer Keith Edwards in response to a video clip of Sam Forstag, a 31-year-old smokejumper running for one of Montana’s two House seats. If you search Jon Ossoff’s name on X or TikTok, you’ll be met with a number of thirsty posts calling the Georgia senator a “total hottie.”

“Jon Ossoff—there was just something about him,” said the content creator Qondi Ntini, who runs what can best be described as an Democratic thirst-trap X account, where she frequently refers to Ossoff as “Senator My Boo.” She’s raised thousands of dollars for Democratic candidates through the account and has been invited to the White House and the DNC as a part of their content-creator programs.

“The way I see thirst and the people that I choose to support, it’s more about their values and what they can do for their constituents. The hotness stems from that, and it makes them hotter. It’s also kind of a rebuke of toxic masculinity,” she added.

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 35 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

No. Give me a Danny DeVito type campaigning on nationalized healthcare and the end of ICE over a Chis Hemsworth clone spewing the same corporate democon bullshit.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

But Danny DeVito is the biggest thirst trap of them all!

Hell yeah, he is!

[–] jwt@programming.dev 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's gonna be a very classy affaaaiirrr.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Maybe back on Taxi, but it's easy to look like an adonic sex god when you're standing next to Judd Hirsch.

[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Give me a Danny DeVito type campaigning on nationalized healthcare

That was Bernie Sanders. He ran for the Dem nom for president twice. He lost twice.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 hours ago

That was the joke though?