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No. Give me a Danny DeVito type campaigning on nationalized healthcare and the end of ICE over a Chis Hemsworth clone spewing the same corporate democon bullshit.
But Danny DeVito is the biggest thirst trap of them all!
Hell yeah, he is!
It's gonna be a very classy affaaaiirrr.
OOOOORRRRGY
Maybe back on Taxi, but it's easy to look like an adonic sex god when you're standing next to Judd Hirsch.
That was Bernie Sanders. He ran for the Dem nom for president twice. He lost twice.
That was the joke though?