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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

(man I wish I could swap genders and pass-)

Should we unpack this or nah?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Anyone hungry for egg salad?

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

IM NOT TRANS YALL I SWEAR 😭 Sometimes I just wanna wake up one day and be like "Fuck it, im a dude today" And do some real undercover spy type shit and TOTALLY change my identity n shit. like I wanna get to the point where I could meet my friends and they'd be like "Who tf are you??"

GODDDDDDDDD itd be like living a double life- that sounds so cool to me.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am a dedicated Peepy enjoyer. (:

OOOOOOOOOOO THATS SO FUCKING COOL

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i know that sounds goofy as shit but IMAGINE just being able to effortlessly swap entire genders like that, and then being able to go back when I feel like it?! UGHHHHHHHHH THAT BE SO FUCKING COOL

if im gonna be honest- I'd say im "digitally trans" if that makes any sense at all. I play a lotta online games like vrchat, and I fucking hate my voice cus I sound like a toddler, but the characters that I enjoy playing are all masculine men. So im working on getting a voice changer that can totally disguise my voice 😎 I'm still a girl, And I love being a girl lol, but im just sayin if there was a machine I could walk into and BAM im a full blown man, bits and everything....

👀 I'd invest my life saving into that shit

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I wish you great success with your voice and your avatars.