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[–] etherphon@piefed.world 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Sucks because he does have some good ideas but they're totally lost in the sauce with his other craziness, there are a LOT of problems with the American diet and health but this is not the fucking guy.

[–] Exatron@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

Any seemingly good ideas he has fall into two categories- the right idea for very wrong reasons or wellness nonsense with no scientific basis.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The good ideas he has feel like a stopped clock situation, honestly.

It’s like talking to someone who’s WAY too into wellness and crystals and “energy” - some particular aspects of their life are probably WAY healthier than the average bear, but taking it all together makes you say “what the actual fuck? Are you serious?”

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 13 points 1 day ago

Yeah haha, that's why it sucks so bad, he's like the first guy in such a high position to bring up psychedelics, but he's also batshit crazy so it's not a good look. Ugh.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"I did crack off a toilet seat"

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

Whomst among us, etc

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 14 hours ago

crack kills buddy. use a condom.