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Not removed huh. Does he get a date with the kid then instead? That'll be an awkward conversation picking the girl up from the parents house. Who takes care of the baby the little girl-mother has, a little girl cant be legal guardian right, so is it split custody between the girls parents and the school board member?
I'm just working out logistics here, not passing any judgement on the all knowing, evidently self-regulating school board who are clearly above following any laws.