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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Again, this is why they're against abortion and want immigrants out of the country. They want a white nationalist population that are slaves to them. This is all a class war, not an immigrant or age war.

They need the poors to fight their wars and work on their factory floors.

[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Spitting bars, dude. I hope you don't mind if I borrow this.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 55 minutes ago

Dude, I want you to steal it.