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[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 hours ago

Ah... it's so cynically amusing when one of the toxic assholes who has actively made this country into such a shitty place to live that more people every day decide there's no fucking way they're going to subject a kid to that (or that even if they wanted to, there's just no fucking way they could afford it) tries to blame the resulting declining birth rates on some idiotic red herring.

And just that much more amusing when, as happens very often, their red herring just serves to advertise their ephebophilic fantasies.