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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No way fucking way. I first saw the photograph of the Door Dasher and Lumpty Trumpty. My first reaction was "This must be AI slop."

Then it turns out to be true!

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Not slop, but definitely staged. How many old white ladies are delivering your door dash orders, especially while wearing a shirt that says Door dash on it?

[–] homes@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

no AI could make the crazy bullshit up. it's too insane to be fake

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 day ago

only possible utilizing GOP mind virus