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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Read the article the whole fucking thing waa stage and mostly likely wasn't a real dasher. Says he tip her $100 I wonder if it was also fake? She surely looked at that bill as if it was.

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Just the conversations had orchestrating this. The bravado on how good of an idea it would be to stage the president getting mcds fucking gig delivered is peak. Peak what I don't know. Maybe if they were driving a cyber truck. I need to speak with the person that doesn't see right through this. They need slapped with a fish.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

looks at bill ... why_ is your face on this $100 bill?