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Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, I’m glad you get it, but a shockingly large amount of others don’t

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just didn't want to compare Trump to anybody even remotely nice, it's just... the absurdity of it all... it could have been a comedy is what I'm saying. In another timeline

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

in another timeline, they'd have set it on fire and run away screaming

there's nothing funny about any of this

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 1 day ago

I'm not following, set what on fire ?