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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

What about NOT step family member fucking NOT step family member porn? 😉 😉

(EDIT: I make jokes about common porn tropes, but after reading the article, it sounds as though it's aimed specifically at step family porn has an underage/child role-playing element)

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

No! They have to be married! Porn with unmarried actors is unethical as it degrades the values of a true Christian marriage. Also no role playing or make belief allowed

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

First they come for the step-bruvs, next the gardeners and pool guys.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

I draw the line at pizza delivery...