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[–] hayvan@piefed.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apparently, back in January, a State Department official made a reference to the Avignon Papacy to the Vatican’s chief diplomat.

For those not familiar with the geopolitical history of Europe and the Catholic Church, this was a period in the 1300s where the French monarchy did their level best to basically co-opt and strong arm the church so they could squeeze money out of them, and led to a schism for a time.

Put another way: that is by far the most thinly-veiled direct threat I’ve ever heard anyone make to the Vatican in my life.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Peter Thiel is trying to buy himself a papacy.

[–] monk200@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can't forget that Vance killed the last pope 🤷‍♂️

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 8 points 1 day ago

Nice pope you have there, would be a shame if he received a visit from US VP.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

death did give him the powers of a reaper. currently he has killed 3 things, last pope, orban's election and the iran's deal.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago

Nah, he's just so toxic that only Americans can tolerate his (and GOP's in general) toxicity.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

One Cardinal sniper would do