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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR “FINITE” RESOURCES BULLSHIT.

No matter how much you scream, it will still be true. You can't yell and curse it away.

Money is finite, even if we made it up. Everyone can't have everything.

[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Your argument rests upon the inaccurate assumption that because things are what they are, that it is inevitable that they will stay the same.

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Amazing how a supposedly finite resource can be printed on a whim at the convenience of specific class of people.

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de -4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

So there is no reason, why all 300 million people in America shouldn't get this treatment right now, in case they have cancer? All at once preferably.

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If a DOCTOR (key word) diagnosis you with cancer, then YES. Otherwise, no your time would be better spent doing something else. May I suggest a hobby? Perhaps building strawmen?

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 15 hours ago

Ngl, the strawman joke was pretty funny.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

You're missing the point; everyone can have health care.