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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Tbh, feminine hygiene products are used to staunch bleeding when nothing else is around.

[–] mmcintyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Clothes can be ripped into rags even just folded up and used.. are they allowing clothes in?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Idk and I'm at work, I said what I said because it's true. I would assume "sanitary napkins" may give one a clue. 🤓

[–] mmcintyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

“A sanitary pad wouldn’t stay in place, wouldn’t soak enough blood and wouldn’t keep the area [clean],” she said, blaming the ban on “completely uneducated, misogynistic fools within the military”.

If we're handing out clues.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 minutes ago

When you have literally nothing else, you use what you have on hand. If there's a woman around, chances are they might have an emergency pad tucked away somewhere.

Heck back when I was trying to be someone else, I carried a couple pads and tampons in my messenger bag in case a friend needed one. (still do, they're just in a purse)

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 1 hour ago

Take it up with my trainers.