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Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations (futurism.com)

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I can’t, tomatoes make me die :(

But I’m not one to reject a dare so I’ll go borrow a bit from a nei

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Please don't. Although it's pretty good, it's not really worth the risk.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You’re right, and I was just joking. Enjoy tomatoes double-hard for me! They used to be my favorite, until they turned on me.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I will eat a whole fresh one right now with some Tony C's

[–] farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Found the Louisianian