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Salmon exposed to cocaine swim further: Study (www.straitstimes.com)

submitted 4 hours ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/62987536

The drug is being increasingly found in waterways and presents an environmental challenge.

Study: https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(26)00315-5

Archived version: https://archive.is/newest/https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/australianz/salmon-exposed-to-cocaine-swim-further-study

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[–] baeb66@lemmy.today 30 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

The worst part is that the coked up fish now spend all of their time trying to convince the other fish to invest in their new hedge fund.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 3 hours ago

And the coked up Bears too.

[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 3 hours ago

And maybe if we hook up just this once it doesn’t make you gay