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[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Lord I’m never flying again now.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Self-driving cars, buses, trains. Robots on the sidewalks. Guess I’m just staying inside forever.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wait until this guy gets wind of his smarttv, copilot on windows, and even his thermostat and refridgerator are all plotting against him.

[–] KelvarCherry@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd presume most tech-savvy people don't have a smart TV, Windows 11 with copilot, a "smart" home system, or refrigerator with AI integrated.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And what percentage of the country do you think fits your description? Linux recently celebrated an all time high desktop userbase of 5%.

I don't know MacOS usage, but I can't imagine it's any more than 10%.

That leaves 85% as Windows users. So either they're using Windows 11 with copilot, or they're using insecure outdated versions of Windows. I'm sure there's still more WindowsXP users than linux users out there.

[–] ricdeh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

So what? Doesn't refute their point. People that actually care will not have a Smart TV or other surveillance tech at home, if they can avoid it.

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