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another windows zeroday, the repo text is hilarious (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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https://github.com/Nightmare-Eclipse/RedSun

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[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh cool. Cool cool cool.

Crowdstrike processes their signature files in kernel mode. Defender helpfully pastes malware over system files. Ivanti has a new critical vulnerability every week or so. Why are security vendors incompetent?

[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Because they know they have such a chokehold on the market. I remember back in the XP days it felt like every year there was a new top tier security product that people were trying.