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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 65 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I normally never shame buyers of "smart" products that end up being bricked, stupid or invading their privacy, because it's totally conceivable that they want advanced functions in a product that couldn't be achieved in the past and are now made possible by tech and ubiquitous internet, but corrupted by surveillance capitalism and greedy monopolistic corporations.

But a toaster with a giant screen that needs an OTA firmware update? Really? Like... why? When was the last time you thought "I wish my toaster had a big screen and internet access..."

Personally, I'm waiting for Talkie Toaster.

Talkie Toaster

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 1 points 14 hours ago

"Just watch this short ad before toasting your toast"

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

"Aw, so you're a waffle man!"

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The future could be so fun with the technology we have, but we're ruled by imaginationless corporate minimalists.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Big Tech has boundless imagination when it comes to invading your privacy and putting you under surveillance every which way. And they even managed to convince people to give them their hard-earned for the privilege!

People pay beaucoup bucks for smart nonsense like this idiotic toaster, and voluntarily turn themselves into the manufacturer's true product. The dystopia that people have slowly accepted as their new normal over the past 30 years is nothing short of staggering.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

A non-religious "Amen!" To that. It's so sad...

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 points 1 day ago

One thing that scares me even more than smart phones or toasters are these health monitors, constantly sending your pulse, temperature and whatnot home. And the way people justify using them you'd think 30, nay ten years ago everybody died of preventable diseases.

(and yes I know this can be useful for the elderly or otherwise endangered)

[–] vapordays@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Minimalist is not how I'd describe the endless amount of spectacle and triggering but useless "features" on everything

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Sleek boring silver rectangles with glass sides that you touch and swipe at.

Never forget

Bring them back

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, one of these is actually modern

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 2 points 1 day ago

It doesn't have to be so boring.

[–] vext01@feddit.uk 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Given that the universe is infinite, and that god is infinite.... Would anyone like.some toast?

Howdy dooodley do!

We should make a RD community. I love it.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vext01@feddit.uk 1 points 19 hours ago

I've been to titan, I've been to Juno...

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 2 points 19 hours ago

We should make a RD community. I love it.

I'll tell you one community we don't have, that we desperately need, is a Brittas Empire community 🙂

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

We have a couple, and they could use some more activity.

/c/reddwarf@lemmy.world

/c/reddwarf@feddit.uk

[–] vext01@feddit.uk 1 points 19 hours ago
[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago

Subscribing to those bad boys! ... But don't get the @lemmy.world coming up when I search.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But a toaster with a giant screen that needs an OTA firmware update? Really? Like... why?

Aha! I know the answer because i looked the thing up to see if it's real

It can -and i wish i had made it up- ........ Display the weather!

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

But can it display the traffic? I need my weather and traffic together!