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What do you need a volume slider on your toaster for I'm going to kick your nerd ass!! (hexbear.net)
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[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

CONSISTENTLY PERFECT TOAST – Get consistently perfect results with toasting algorithms for dozens of bread types. Sensors adjust in real time to toast bread, bagels, waffles, and more exactly how you want them. Extra‑wide slots fit thick slices and bagels with ease.

being very generous, this sounds like it's for someone who doesn't make toast often enough to know how to make it the way they like it, but is somehow willing to spend $400 on a machine that only makes toast