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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 79 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Maybe we could all chip in? I'd like a Fediverse A320.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Real shit though, a fediverse-based co-op would be sick!

[–] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 1 points 22 minutes ago

I have an Ace combat license. I would love to fly one

[–] vapordays@leminal.space 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'll chip in as long as I can fly it -- I have 1000+ hours in flight simulator

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 1 points 8 hours ago

I can vouch for this individual, I've watched them successfully complete most of those hours

[–] hoppolito@mander.xyz 85 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I'm not so sure.

The right wing would be instantly defederated from the rest while the left wing builds three identical versions that all say they wanna go forward while pulling the plane in different directions.

Everybody hates the huge central fuselage but can't disconnect from it without falling from the sky.

Most of the discussion focuses on snide comments between the slightly different wing designs while all the critical tail components are held together by 3 single selfhosting admins. Then one of them goes on holiday and the tail fin just disappears.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago

And the pilots debate nihilism while the flight attendant asks if there's a doctor on the plane.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 32 points 19 hours ago

This is one of the single most accurate and succinct analogies of a tech space I have ever read, save possibly for the one that Neal Stephenson wrote about operating systems being car dealerships.

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 21 points 19 hours ago

The two wings entirely forgetting that the point of their existence is to support the massive population in the centre of the airplane just trying to get where they're going is pretty peak political commentary

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I could imagine us mounting a huge effort to get the fediverse jet and even have an instance based on the thing. We would always have a bird in the air, so that the fediverse would belong to no nation and would survive any conflicts.

But then somebody would mention how bad flying the plane is for the environment, and calculate that it breaks down to multiple kg of CO2 per post, and we'd all be like "shit, you're right" and shut it down.

[–] Glemek@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The taylor swift memes would return

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago

i remember she was supporting " some sort of progressive " initiative, but immediately turned around and complained about her plane being tracked and looking like a hypocrite she is by being polluting. Also hanging out Magat/friends fans.