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[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (3 children)

GitHub is where a lot of companies store their source code, so many software development workflows require it to be available. For a while it had fantastic uptime, but since Microslop started shoving vibe coded updates its reliability has cratered.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

It's been Windows 11'd and the regular patches of downtime are just one of several new productivity-loss features to be rolled out.

Next; ads.

...no, wait, that's already happened.

Next; sponsors.

...actually, wait, that was kind of done.

Next; a bloat UI front-end to minimise the confusing layout. Subscription to opt out.

[–] quantumvoid0@lemmus.org 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

codeberg was down a few times in the past days, but i feel like its got more uptime than github atp

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

At least codeberg isn't a billion dollar company