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Hegseth and Caine pressed on ‘kamikaze dolphins’ in Iran waters report: ‘Like sharks with laser beams?’ (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The author could has said "a reference to Austin powers" and that would have been sufficient. but no, they took a whole paragraph to explain why Dr. Evil wanted sharks with frickin laser beams, and then what he had to settle for. That is journalist integrity.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 28 minutes ago

They forgot the sea bass are ill tempered.