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The Trump administration is planning to evict 950 bison from their grazing pastures on federal lands in Montana.

The Department of the Interior, which has a bison as its logo, has revoked the licence of a rewilding charity trying to restore the natural splendour of the “American Serengeti”, the eco-diverse range of grasslands home to wolves, pronghorns, grizzly bears and mountain lions.

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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works -3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Rather than sending them to God knows where, wouldn't they be better as jerkies?

Edit: Oof... offended vegans detected! I'm only joking, folks!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago