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I have told managers, to their faces, I do not have a smart phone... While holding my smart phone.
So far, while most have quite noticeably glanced at my phone, none have actually called me out on it.
If any of them ever do, I will just get a prepaid flip phone and use that for work.
"What's that in your hand, then?"
"That's not my hand."
Potato?