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[–] lauha@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Here's more benefits:

  • you can wiggle your feet in the air when sitting on a chair
  • adjusting car seat is always easy; just pull it all the way to front
  • you can eat her ass while standing
  • you can have a nap even on two person couch
  • you don't have to buy a huge pickup even if your dick is small
  • you can work in the mines and have innate knowledge about metallurgy and smithing

Wait, what was the topic again?

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I lold at the last one 😁

But seriously...beside the silly "men shall be tall" (why even? To protect others from lions?) There aren't many benefits to being taller than average.

And my largest downside: I'd love a woman that's taller than me. But there aren't many...

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Seriously the biggest benefit is that I always fit in places and never feel cramped

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh yes...in some buildings, where the ceiling is very close to my head, I feel very cramped and hate it. Had to move through cellars where I had to basically crouch. Ugh.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Actually I just remembered one minus: tall people are used to not bumping their head on low things. Once I was visiting a museum where they have an old house with really low door ways, low even for me and I was constantly knocking my head because I am not used to having to crouch.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Hehe, yeah. i have that as a reflex. ducking whenever i go through a door. because i bumped my cute lil bald head way too often and learned the hard way :) But given the choice, I'd rather be shorter. like 1,6m or so. That'd be optimal.