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California farmers to destroy 420,000 peach trees after Del Monte collapses (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

Oh no, killing them? That’s much worse than torturing them until we kill them!! Think of all the needless suffering we would miss out on! Oh no. We better make sure not to fire the “turn the entire world vegan in an instant” Ray.