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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Says the idiot who can't understand anything I wrote, and/or refuses to read it.

I didn't start this shit, asshat, you did. I read the article. I've explained myself well. Ohers understand, just you fucking don't, so fuck off and stop being a prick.

I know more about the world than you ever will, little boy. Now fuck off.

[–] Wakmrow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Oh oh? The world? Can you explain things to me?