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..........soooooooo, you thought the default number of thrusts that 99% of men could accomplish was......one thrust?
And twins was when the guy made two whole thrusts?
Ok, lets forget sex, forget the internet, forget all of that. I think this is just reason we need to teach all kids critical thinking skills.
My parents got mad at me, because I asked my mom if inflation affected the tooth fairy. When she asked what I was talking about, I told her my two sisters only got 50 cents when they were kids. They're 10 and 12 years older than me.
I was getting 1 dollar. And when I was trying to figure out why they got 50 cents, but I got a dollar, I remembered my dad always bitching about inflation. It made logical sense.
If you're willing to accept the concept of selling your teeth to an unknown fairy, but notice a discrepency in pay, but also notice a 10 year gap, with your dad saying that inflation will kill your money over 10 years.....then it's logical to assume the tooth fairy corporation was affected by inflation,and had to start paying more for teeth, or else the kids wouldn't sell them.
Then my sister told me it was actually the gender wage gap. And so I had to go ask my dad, at age 5, if I'm more valueable than my sisters, just because I have a penis. His response was "Yeah. Obviously."
Mom was not happy with that reaction. You'll not be surprised to know my mom eventually left my dad. I'm not saying it was over this incident, but this incident kind of helps paint a picture to help you understand why my mom didn't want to be with my dad anymore.
So then I got put in catholic school, and without knowing what sex was, began to ask the church if Mary had baby Jesus, through God, so God is the father, why wasn't Peter pissed that his wife was having a baby with another man? My friends parents split up, because she had a baby from another man. Logically I thought Peter should have been pissed, but he wasn't. So I asked why.
I got told to go to the principals office for being disrespectful.
Joseph, not Peter.
Story of my life. I don't know how my mother kept me in a religious school for so long. I think it was about the time someone in my family suddenly had a debilitating illness as I entered the 'can think about more than lunch' stage that triggered my questions. The fact that someone can claim there is a 'good' god that somehow coexists with children's hospitals is just so mind-blowing.
I was just like you when I was a kid. Especially the things about religion.
There was a nun in my school to teach Catholicism (let's not talk about why I attended because that's another story). Everyone hated the nun because she was mean and unlikeable.
I used to go to her with a bible, with some passages underlined. I then asked some loaded questions. She would answer in a very predictable way. Then I'd say "but in this other passage it says ... which is a contradiction! You don't know very much do you?" and she always would get angry but also defeated and I loved it.
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