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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Whew! Otherwise, George Lucas was going to have to buy the rights to Planet of the Apes and digitally change the ending.

There's a theory that the Statue of Liberty shown at the end was actually the one from Las Vegas. Lucas could have changed that to the Las Vegas Sphere: "GOD DAMN U2 ALL TO HELL!"

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The downfall of society started when Apple pushed U2's album onto all iPhones.

[–] cevn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

U2, the band that represents someone else randomly choosing what music I have to listen to.

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