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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm going to take a flying leap and assume you've never come close to court proceedings.

No serious law firm is doing full page multicolored graphics as watermarks. Flower Lawyers doing what you've described would get a similar response. If this was a picture of the lawyer for the case scowling instead they'd get laughed out of court.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

I assume you would only do that on like a sample document for a client or a draft, specifically so it won't be used in an actual court.