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[โ€“] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I wasn't sure about how I could HypethTread^TM^ a pigeon, so avoided voiding my warranty.

[โ€“] Speiser0@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

That's just a form of SMT (simultaneous multi taubing). Modern CPUs (central pigeon units) process many instructions even within one thread, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instruction-level_parallelism.