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submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 219 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Microsoft never fails to disappoint

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Huh. I guess Microsoft and I have that in common.

🥁

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

At least you and I will always have your mom.

[–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You forgot the symbol crash at the end. How disappointing.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Typical!

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Be Skype. You literally are the first one. You literally are the only one. Covid happens. Zoom pops up from nowhere and takes everyone. You die.

Still, still, I'm like, how???

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's really so funny to watch when you don't use any of their junk

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It is much more enjoyable

[–] jjfolken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Failing successfully tho.