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[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 196 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Six months of exposure.

There is zero chance that the CISA systems have not been comprehensively breeched by every foreign adversary.

Good thing Trump cut 1/4 of their workforce last year. It's really paying dividends for Putin.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mPony@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

that chain saw is not at the correct height

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 day ago

It's only...what, about half a metre too high ?

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It doesn't seem to have kickback brake, so it kinda is. It just should be running on full speed and hit something on the tip.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago

his peepee already no worky.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

All going to plan, comrade

[–] henfredemars@lemdro.id 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Breached? But we left the keys in the ignition and the door was wide open. We could have, you know, tried.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

reminds me of when i lived in nashville and there had to be news bulletins reminding people to not leave firearms in their cars, as they were getting stolen.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

For a moment, I chose to imagine the danger was that your unattended firearm would steal your unattended car.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

that’s a new model s&w lol.

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

we could not have done shit.